Bran Hambric Chapter 3: The Creature and His Master or GNOMES!

I don't understand just yet why no Gnomes are allowed in Dunce. I mean, I can see why mages and things wouldn't be, as some people see magic as evil. But Gnomes don't use magic, do they?
Oh, about the Gnomes. Well, Sewey gets caught be Officer McMason and tries to tell him about the burglar, but McMason doesn't buy it. So then Sewey claims it was a Gnome. He now has a fortnight, (which Bran says is 14 days, and I've wondered what a fortnight is as well) to catch the “Gnome” and prove it. Or the officer will bust a cap and kill him.
In other news, Clarence happens to be alive! This makes me happy. I kind of like the name Clarence. So, I have to keep reading to find out if he dies or not. Either he'll die really epically and it'll be really sad, or he won't die at all. I'm leaning towards that he won't die, at least not in this book, for 1. Because I don't want him to, and 2. Because he didn't die in The Prologue after all, so he probably has an important part to play in the story.
Kaleb said he likes Gnomes because, “They're in my book”. Well, he had to have liked Gnomes before then, and I just wonder what his obsession is with them. I mean, everybody has a favorite something, but what exactly is it about Gnomes that Kaleb really likes? And why isn't the main character of his book a Gnome?

Or is he?

Updates!

I know, I have not updated in forever! But, there is exciting Bran Hambric: TSK! (The second book.) Check out http://branhambric.com/ for some new secrets!
Also, for fans of Kaleb Nation, he has a new YouTube channel that he has had for quite a few weeks now. It is www.youtube.com/kalebvlogs. Be sure to watch his regular channel still as well though, www.youtube.com/kalebnation.
It also appears that the title and possibly other BH:TSK things have been leaked. Check Kaleb Nation's Twitter, www.twitter.com/kalebnation for more info.
I will be putting up more chapter reviews, sit tight!
And, very importantly, make sure you watch Kaleb's Twitter to know when he is doing a BlogTV here at www.blogtv.com/people/kalebnation. Last time he read some of BH2!

Bran Hambric Chapter 2: Chasing Shadows in the Dark or Where Are You?

So, the creature is revealed. Bran finds out that the monsters name is Shambles. Shambles has come to take Bran somewhere, he says to Bran's mother, who, as we learned in the prologue, died. I also got confused about the actions happening. At the end of the last chapter, I thought Bran jumped off the roof, or at least jumped onto the ladder, and yet Sewey was able to throw him against the chimney just after he jumped out of the way, wherever the heck he jumped. The creature looked similar to a man, but with a distorted face. I was confused if the creature was on all fours or just two. I imagine it looked something like a Zombie. But then Shambles pulls this rope out of nowhere. Okay, so, maybe Shambles had a pocket or something. Was Shambles wearing clothes? Only his face and general shape were described. Well, I guess Bran's clothes weren't exactly described, but I guess we just assume everyone wears clothes in Dunce. But, Shambles is a monster/creature so......I don't know what his body looks like.
Oh, and, I've heard Kaleb Nation read a bit of Bran Hambric on BlogTV, and I just find it funny the way he says, “oh rot!”, which is also a line of Sewey's in this chapter.
So basically after this confusing rooftop battle in which things appear and people are not where I thought they were, Bran and Sewey take off after Shambles, but end up losing him and get pulled over by “Officer McMason”. (Which I also think is funny for Kaleb to say.)